Say What?
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"We're criminals mostly... sleep out in parks, bloodthirsty shit like that"
- Woody Harrelson, The Cowboy Way
"Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow."
- Al Pacino, The Devil's Advocate
"You know what I really want in a girl? Me."
- Jimmy Pop, Bloodhound Gang
"Not everyone has a soul these days"
- Eric Moore
"The Federation is like the Jehova's Witnesses on the doorstep of the universe"
- Eric Moore
"God is dead and no one cares. If there is a hell, i'll see you there"
- Trent Reznor, NIN
"Success just sorta snuck up on Mike like a windshield sneaks up on a bug."
- Case of Mike's Hard Lemonade
"It can always get worse."
- Ving Rhames, Bringing Out The Dead
"I'll give you meaning, let you figure out my state: she's ten days late."
- Third Eye Blind, Ten Days Late
"Life is ours, we live it our way."
- Metallica, Nothing Else Matters
"Think about the good things that I did to you.
And think about the bad things that I didn't do."
- Crystal Method, Jaded
"Penny for your thoughts, $20 to act them out."
- Sticker
"Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free"
- Sticker
"We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us!"
- Brad Pitt, Fight Club
"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you."
- Brad Pitt, Fight Club
"I'll bring everything you see here, plus everything you don't"
- Uma Thurman, Batman & Robin
"You need a man, if only for ten minutes."
- Jeanine Garofalo, Dogma
"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people."
- Eugene Pallette, My Man Godfrey
"The whole golf ball - garden hose thing is overrated; I want a woman who can drink a fresh Wendy's Frosty through a straw."
- Kevin Moore
"She told me to go to hell, and she said it like she knew the way."
- Unknown, in Tales From the Crypt
"You can round any number into significance."
- Kevin Moore
" I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
- Albert Einstein
"Censors are retards basically."
- Ronda
"Gravity: A harsh mistress."
- The Tick
"Short answer: No, with an if, long answer: Yes, with a but."
- Reverend Lovejoy, The Simpsons
"Looks like you kind of took the stupid way out!"
- Nick Cage, Snake Eyes
"Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry."
- ThinkGeek.com fortune page
"The Difference between Porn and Art is Shadows"
- G. Scott, industrialerotica.com
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"
- Groucho Marx
"I drink to make other people interesting"
- Groucho Marx
"The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is it's inefficiency."
- Eugene McCarthy
"I want to separate sin from crime. You may have to ask forgiveness for your sins from God, but not from the Minister of Justice."
- Pierre Elliott Trudeau
"Carrot Cake Soup is like the taste of watching girls make out."
- Tycho from PennyArcade
"What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken."
- Aaron's Jokes
"yes, fuck you, i'm a friggin angel"
- mikah leone
"I've got a million bucks and a fire pole, fuck you!"
- Eric Moore
